To my favorite band

I just want to say that Pickup @ Evergreen changed my life. I have not left this chair since I started listening to the album. My clothes ripped off my body because I gained so much weight by ordering and eating Sam's deep dish Chicago-style pizza. Thanks hotatache, I now don't have to work at my shitty 9-5 because I can collect unemployment and disability wages. This chair has a hole cut out for me to shit and pee.